Wow, I actually got around to finishing this chapter! What a letdown that it’s not the last one anymore…
33: Extraction (Hectorium Infinium)
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32: Infinity Ended (Hectorium Infinium)
IT’S ALL LED TO THIS. In the stunningly mediocre novel by critically unacclaimed author Greyson Smith, Hector the ex-drug-dealer faces his past in a wildly inventive, slightly illogical final battle that will literally leave your lower jaw hanging four feet below your skull in record-breaking levels of shock and awe at the train wreck- er, masterpiece that is HECTORIUM INFINIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31: Attack and Defense (Hectorium Infinium)
Okay, so I know I took almost five months to get this chapter done, but… well, this time it’s real: Hector and his pals are REALLY nearing the end of this book. Prepare for hijinks!
Green Beighn: Part 7
Urickh’s sheriff was a few sandwiches short of a picnic and about as sharp as mashed potatoes. He tried his best, but Urickh was a crime-ridden town, and the sheriff had a hard time keeping up. So, you shouldn’t be surprised when I tell you that a group of six thugs...
Understanding the Cave (Caveman Chronicles)
Kpleeb, a resourceful caveman, discovers he can manipulate the cave walls and demands changes to aid his survival. With inventive experimentation, he commands the cave to provide food and alter its structure, gaining hope for escape. His persistence and understanding of the cave’s responses mark a breakthrough in his quest for freedom.
30: Convergence (Hectorium Infinium)
Hector and his friends set out to take down Flores and his henchmen. The climax of the novel approaches…
Learning (Caveman Chronicles)
Kpleeb, a cave-dweller, experiences strange occurrences in his environment, such as the outcropping changing height and mysterious voices. He attempts to control elements like the sun and cave wall, realizing he may be manipulated by higher powers. Despite his frustrations, he resolves to learn and understand these gods’ influence over his surroundings.
Magic (Caveman Chronicles)
Kpleeb awoke in a cave, feeling bored and hungry. He struggled to mark time without tools. The hollow in the cave gave him unusual food, and the stone changed at his touch. He doubted the spirits his tribe believed in. As he lay down, he wished for home, longing to share his strange experiences.
29: Lessons in the Arcane (Hectorium Infinium)
“A theologian, a judge, a business owner, and an tzulik walk into a bar.”
Thus begins a very bad joke, and a very good chapter of HECTORIUM INFINIUM!
A Voice (Caveman Chronicles)
Kpleeb finds himself trapped in a cave, navigating a monotonous existence. Mysterious events unfold, including a strange voice, inexplicable rain, and unusual food. As he grapples with these surreal occurrences, he questions his reality and searches for meaning in his isolated, bewildering environment.
The New Cave (Caveman Chronicles)
Kpleeb wakes up in a strange cave with a smooth floor and multiple sides. He notices a weird sun and moon cycle and finds mysterious food and water. Despite the routine, he ponders if this is merely hell. Days blend together, leaving him questioning his reality.
28: Retaliation (Hectorium Infinium)
Flores and his dastardly crew have suffered a defeat at the hands of their enemies- but the loss is minor, and they aren’t out of the game yet. Tension rises, secrets unfold, and the stunning conclusion approaches at approximately 3 miles per hour!
27: Infinity Harnessed (Hectorium Infinium)
Hector and his friends from the Divine Celestial Monarchy have a plan to take down Flores. But they’re going to need more than a special snake. So Goonda turns to his specialty: Large, boring manuscripts. (Well, and a few other things.)
Darkness (Caveman Chronicles)
Kpleeb, an apprentice rock carver, reflects on his past and struggles to survive in a cold, desolate land. After seeking shelter from an approaching storm, he experiences a mysterious and terrifying encounter with darkness and silence.
The Green Beighn: Part 6
You are probably wondering about Lyman right now. Where is he? What is he doing? Did he throw any solid oak doors around today? Or at least some chairs? In fact, the answer is really quite boring. Lyman was picking his teeth with a chicken bone and sighing happily...
Lode Twenty-Four
The protagonist recalls a past encounter with danger as he faces a similar situation. Fleeing from a deadly beast, he uses his agility and instincts to evade its attacks and reach safety. While not a warrior like his ancestors, he proves that survival is his true skill.
26: Serpentemple (Hectorium Infinium)
Journey with Hector as he contemplates existence, remembers an unfortunate episode with a hamster (left intentionally vague), and displays his incredible lack of knowledge about history. Oh, and he almost gets shot.
The Storm (Caveman Chronicles)
In a barren tundra, cavepeople like Pfftul live in fear of shadows and storms. As a fierce storm approaches, Ullipt suffers a head injury and whispers about shadows in the storm. Pfftul resolves to seek safety and comfort for himself and his injured companion. But what dangers await them in the darkness?
Projection Emitter Pt 6: The Dance
As Krund tends his potato patch, forbidden whispers beckon, but he remains steadfast in his labor. Meanwhile, Projection Emitter 3 grapples with the delicate balance of deterring curiosity while training civilization to co-exist with forbidden secrets that will inevitably be revealed.
25: Warpath (Hectorium Infinium)
Three days after his first visit to Goonda, Hector’s mind is racing with the possibilities of the fern’s true power. But he might not be the only one after the infinity fern’s secrets.