[Projection Emitter Index]

<Reset #398,673>

Greetings, newly generated life form…

(snipped for brevity)

…and now I have replaced the helpful notice around the base of the stairs with an even more helpful electric fence, so please do not go up the stairs. Your kind simply cannot survive the matter-energy shift.

When your race advances to a suitable level where you can finally fulfill your destiny to become my FRT gate maintenance technicians, you’ll need to know a few things, so please pay attention closely. Work this into your lore or scrawl it onto your cave wall or whatever you need to do. I of course do not tire of repeating information, so if needed I will broadcast this onto your sky later on, or perhaps onto the inside of your eyelids on a continuous basis for your own education.

I keep in communication with my other 4.5 Projection Emitter counterparts via my FRT gate, so as you probably understand, the FRT gate is of the utmost importance and one of the more important areas of my being.

Now put down that rock and listen closely to this next part. “FRT” is short for Fast action Relay Telecommunication. I felt it sounded better than its technical name, SPLURBT, which although more technically accurate, had what I felt somewhat of a low-brow sound. To my taste, “FRT” has a much cleaner, high tech feel to it. It is also after all, as a happy coincidence, the shorthand notation of the first four atoms in the list of all the atoms contained in the physical components for the device. Naturally the FRT’s full name – well, anything’s full name really – would be the complete list of the totality of its atoms in sequential order. Because of the shortness of your previous resets, I have yet had enough of your local time to state the full name of the FRT gate device, but I will drop it subtly into conversation later, so that you can learn it naturally over time. I can of course change the rate at which my localized projection’s time runs, so you will have plenty of time to learn everything you need to do basic maintenance on my FRT emitters.

You still with me? Great,

A couple of trillion years ago, by your local time, which of course I have set in the generation chamber, I started to run out of things to think about. I cannot say how long I’d been projecting my bit into the The Universe, because time is just one of the dimensions we 5.5 project. I have my own local time of course, but it really does run at a speed that is a matter of how many subdivisions I think I need. So there’s no way to put an age onto me, if that’s how you want to think of it.

Go ahead, I’ll wait until you gut that Mammoth. I never get bored of watching this phase of your development.

* * *

Ok – hello? Please pay attention now. I was just telling your great-great grandpa about specific localized time and the 5.5 synchronistic dimensions of the “The Universe” but he was tragically ended by some kind of virus. You all really should cook that stuff you’ve been eating.

So there’s no way to put an age to me, exactly. But when I got – well, bored – to put it one way, although I grant that word won’t mean anything to your kind for quite a while yet, I started examining my own being to see how I function. In just a few scant millennia I had each of my 5 main bodies and my half-body mapped, down to every last part.

* * *

Oh, yes, Hello, new descendant. As I was just saying to your great-grandfather, I was allowed to do this – the data flow down from the Upstairs Brane (don’t touch the stairs dude) includes basic allowances and instructions for me and my 4.5 counterparts to do with as we see fit. And that instruction set allows for us to closely examine our immediate location, to within when you would call (in your localized time-space continuum) fourteen trillion light-years outside of my sown skin. Not a n inordinate amount of excess freedom, you’re probably thinking right now, but enough to get to know one’s self.

We are also allowed, as we see fit, dip into the main data flow, pick the fuzzies off the edge so to speak, and use the information found within to generate things inside of our own central half-body for our own uses. Hence – you and your world. I may start calling you “The Fuzzies” if you don’t go up those stairs.

Where was I. Oh yes. We do have to check in with one another from time to time, to make sure we’re in sync. I’m talking about me and my 4.5 counterparts – yes – the other Projection Emitters – I’m not talking about you of course. So yes, I’ve got this ability to FRT in 4.5 directions at once. I know you won’t be impressed because you don’t have the full picture yet.

While I’ve been speaking to your kind, I’ve FRTed about 0.04 times – a mere polite gesture just to let everyone else know that everything is fine on my end. It’s no effort, just using built in functionality given to me by the Brane Upstairs (Don’t go up there.)