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Wow, I actually got around to finishing this chapter! What a letdown that it’s not the last one anymore…

IT’S ALL LED TO THIS. In the stunningly mediocre novel by critically unacclaimed author Greyson Smith, Hector the ex-drug-dealer faces his past in a wildly inventive, slightly illogical final battle that will literally leave your lower jaw hanging four feet below your skull in record-breaking levels of shock and awe at the train wreck- er, masterpiece that is HECTORIUM INFINIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so I know I took almost five months to get this chapter done, but… well, this time it’s real: Hector and his pals are REALLY nearing the end of this book. Prepare for hijinks!

Hector and his friends set out to take down Flores and his henchmen. The climax of the novel approaches…

“A theologian, a judge, a business owner, and an tzulik walk into a bar.”
Thus begins a very bad joke, and a very good chapter of HECTORIUM INFINIUM!

Flores and his dastardly crew have suffered a defeat at the hands of their enemies- but the loss is minor, and they aren’t out of the game yet. Tension rises, secrets unfold, and the stunning conclusion approaches at approximately 3 miles per hour!

Hector and his friends from the Divine Celestial Monarchy have a plan to take down Flores. But they’re going to need more than a special snake. So Goonda turns to his specialty: Large, boring manuscripts. (Well, and a few other things.)